“grow up” no. i cast wizard beam
“grow up” no. i cast wizard beam
shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
just realised L is only three letter away in the alphabet from O. sick and twisted
like sometimes you just have to toast yesterday’s bread put some sicilian tomatoes and a fuckton of mozzarella and oregano on it and call it a day
sorry. sorry it’s pissing me the fuck off that people are assuming i didn’t put olive oil on this. you think im putting unseasoned tomatoes on my bruschetta. do you genuinely think i didn’t pour oil on that toasted bread the moment it came off the pan. of course i added fucking olive oil and salt and stuff like who the fuck do you think i am do you think i was raised by fucking wolves. i didn’t mention it because it’s obvious. automatic. implicit. did i add olive oil. did i. i’ll tell you more actually not only did i add olive oil but my olive oil is extra super virgin in a way your oil will never be because it comes directly from my olives. you cunts
one thing about me is that ill be confused
we could glow pink in the night in my room together if you wanted to
what kind of multiple bowl owning freaks are writing online baking recipes
notanecoterroristbaeddeldotcom:
This is the cutest thing!
oh jesus christ that’s adorable